Blasphemy!

But . . . but . . . my buddy Jesus

laughs at these as much as anyone!

Weird 'n Wacky Dogs

And, of course,

Her Royal Highness the Cat

DEMANDS

to have the Final Word --

"Weird 'n wacky dogs?

Is there any other kind?"

What Heaven Is Really Like

And of course animals

go to heaven too!

Of Course I'm Qualified!

In the Kitchen with HRH